Thursday, April 17, 2014

joutei:

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

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Wednesday, April 16, 2014

(Source: davidroads)

thatsonofamitch:

adriofthedead:

davekat:

amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

(Source: tyleroakley)

I was a pretty face
in the grocery store parking lot
on some divine-appointed night,
the neon lights reflecting
in my tired eyes,
when you declared me
a flower,
a daffodil in a bramble bush.
Your cheeks were apples
and I picked them ripe,
your lips were gentle
as I memorized their texture.
You took me home,
told your mother I was your love.
She made us tender-cooked
dinner: fried chicken,
dark, thick beer.
You stilled my shaking hands,
wove your own through my hair.
You pillowed my head
and warmed my prickly skin.
I knew you’d appear
from some wild angle,
a herald from Jerusalem.
Alhamdulillah,
I have awakened,
and the wild deer
in my heart
stampede.
A.L., Solomon’s Lover
(a modern take on Song of Solomon 2:1-7)


Tuesday, April 15, 2014

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(Source: hammerlock)

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this


WHAT. NO. I AM SO FREAKING SCARED.

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

WHAT. NO. I AM SO FREAKING SCARED.

(Source: mesovideo)

ENDLESS LIST OF FAVOURITE FILMS:  Stardust (2007)
 ↳ “A philosopher once asked, “Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?” Pointless, really… “Do the stars gaze back?” Now that’s a question.”

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!